With all the blonde jokes floating around doesn’t someone have some good red head or brunette jokes to tell?
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I used to think most girls were blonde, then I bought some shoe mirrors and found out many are brunettes and in some rare cases Scottish men.
Weird…my shoe mirror says most girls are bald. They must wear wigs huh?
The jokes are for ‘Real’ Blondes only….!!
A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it, and you guessed it, a genie appears.
The genie says, “You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much.”
The woman says, “Okay. Give me a nice house.”
The genie replies, “You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two.”
Then the lady says, “Give me a gorgeous man.”
The genie replies, “You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two.”
The lady says, “For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it.”
A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump, and the redhead replied, “I’ll take that bet!”
Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, “I can’t take this, you’re my friend.” The blonde said, “No. A bet’s a bet.”
So the redhead said, “Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o’clock news, so I can’t take your money.”
The blonde replied, “Well, so did I, but I never thought he’d jump again!”
Oh wait. This IS a blonde joke. Sorry pal.
heres one with one of all the girls:three girls get in a car crash.one is a blonde,one is a brunette,and ones a red head.so their walking the staircase to heaven and if they laugh,they have to go down.first,god tells a joke and the red head laughs,so she goes down.then,in the middle of the staircase,god tells another joke and the brunette goes down.then,at the very top,god didn’t tell a joke yet and the blonde started laughing.she says”i get the first joke.”
http://www.jokesaboutbrunettes.com/
http://www.jokes.net/redheadjokes.htm
one site for each.
A blonde a brunette and a red head were talking about there men’s size. The blonde say’s I call my man long John he is so long, the brunette says I call my man Big Tom..he is so big…the redhead does not say anything, they both look at her and ask…so what do U call your man…she says I call him Grand Marni er…they look at her, then at each other..then ask…isn’t that some fancy liquor? The redhead says…hmmmmmm……yes!