So they have a place to park their bicycle when they visit!
Why do Blondes bury their dead with their butts sticking out of the ground?
May 6th, 2010 
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May 6th, 2010 admin So they have a place to park their bicycle when they visit!
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lol wow much? xD?
i dont understand
im guessing tan k is blonde…
OOH LA LA! That was outrageiously funny! LMAO!!!.
HILARIOUS joke!!!!! LOL!! Here are some blonde jokes for you:
Q; Why can’t blondes make ice cubes?
A: Because they can’t remember the recipe
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”.
Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
A: She found out Big Ben is only a clock.
Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A: She doesn’t know either
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She’d just styled her hair and she didn’t want it blown around too much.
Q. Why do blondes buy electric lawn mowers?
A. So they can find their way back to the house.
Q: What is the blonde’s favorite potato chip?
A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).
Q: How do you know when a blond’s been in your frige?
A: Lipstick on the cucumbers!
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag) ?
A: “‘Debbie’…that’s cute. What did you name the other one ?”
Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde’s life?
A: Third Grade!
Q: Why don’t blondes have elavator jobs?
A: They don’t know the route!
Q:How did the blonde die from drinking milk?
A:The cow fell on her.
Q: What do most blondes get on an IQ test?
A: Drool.
Q: Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?
A: They are for those who don’t drink!
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four Blondes at a four way stop.
Q: How did the blonde burn her ear?
A: The phone rang while she was ironing!
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A: “Look! They spelled MACY’s wrong!”
Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: They are both empty from the neck up!