25 Responses to “The World could use some more Blonde Jokes”
tatsumaru716
May 23, 2010 at 10:30 pm
hah
bjjxr8
May 23, 2010 at 11:12 pm
a blonde a brunnette and a red head walk into an elevator. the notice a little white puddle in the middle of the floor. the brunnette walkes up to it and say’s “it lookes like cum”. then the red head gets down on her hands and knees and put her nose right down to it and says “it smells like cum”. then the blonde walks up to it and dips her finger in it and suck her finger, and goes! “yep it’s cum alright but it not from anyone in this building”!!!!
greentrrrruck
May 23, 2010 at 11:32 pm
Yeah, I gotta an attitude about blondes too. You got your heart broken by a blonde?
CodenameBFG
May 23, 2010 at 11:36 pm
A blond is stuck on a deserted inland 100 miles offshore. the blond says to (insert unplesent place here) with this, then starts swiming for it. at 50 miles the blond gets tired and turns back.
cesco970
May 23, 2010 at 11:56 pm
2 brunnettes and a blonde are on a desert island when a genie ppears and says that hes willing to grant 1 wish per person. so the first brunnette goes “i’m hungry and i missmy family so id like to go home”. “your wish is granted” and she dissaperes. the 2 brunnette “im hungry and i to miss my family so id like to go home” “your wish is granted” and she dissapperes. the blonde says ” i feel very lonley so, ID LIKE IF EVERYONE WERE HERE AGAIN!”
Sk8terboisgirl
May 24, 2010 at 12:36 am
A Blonde walks into a hotel. She runs out screaming “I’m not staying in that dump!”
Another Blonde walks into the hotel . She runs out screaming “I’m not staying in that dump!” Another Blonde walks into the hotel . She runs out screaming “I’m not staying in that dump!” Another Blonde walks into the hotel . She runs out screaming “I’m not staying in that dump!” etc. etc. Two boys are watching this process. One Boy turns to the other and says “When do you think they’ll figure out it’s a toilet?”
Sk8terboisgirl
May 24, 2010 at 12:53 am
Two blondes live side by side. A Tree is growing right on the boundary line. One day the wind blows all the peanuts off the tree onto Blonde 1′s side. Blonde two thinks she is intitled to a share and a huge argument breaks out. A brunette walks past and says “Why are you two fightening. Angrily, The Blondes explain the problem to her. “So don’t you think I am intitled to a share!!!” yells Blonde 2. The Brunette looks at her and says “No. Peanuts don’t grow on trees.”
blackrosepetals1234
May 24, 2010 at 1:50 am
wow,this dude is really freaky,is it just me? p.s no offense.
irokk42
May 24, 2010 at 2:24 am
ummmmmm…… ok heres a good one:
three blondes are argueing over a set of tracks. the first one says ” i bet those are deer tracks.” the next one says “no stupid they are obviously bird tracks.” and the third one says “My dogs tracks have never looked like that they must be cat tracks.” While they start to follow te tracks leading into a small road, a train hits them. lolololololololz!
Benthamite
May 24, 2010 at 3:20 am
that is damn funny
2Luke
May 24, 2010 at 4:12 am
what do you call a blondde with pigtails?
a blowwjob with handles.
hilaryduffStrangeR12
May 24, 2010 at 5:02 am
considering that u did the same thng?!!
hilaryduffStrangeR12
May 24, 2010 at 5:24 am
lol i already have one, like red heads are soooo geeky, and they will be geeky forever with their nerdy red neck red head
hilaryduffStrangeR12
May 24, 2010 at 6:09 am
omg, wtf is with ppls these days?!! im tired of blonde jokes!! maybe in the future, us blondes shud make up some red and brunette jokes
SoloVampire
May 24, 2010 at 6:24 am
a blonde walked in a store and wants to get a microwave, she talked to the owner and the owner said “sorry i dun sell to blonde”, so the blonde dress up as a chinese and ask again, the owner gave the same answer “not selling to blonde”, after a few more trieds, the blonde gave up and asked “how did u know i m blonde?” , owner said “coz thats a frige, not a microwave”
SoloVampire
May 24, 2010 at 6:53 am
a blonde walked in a store and wants to get a microwave, she talked to the owner and the owner said “sorry i dun sell to blonde”, so the blonde dress up as a chinese and ask again, the owner gave the same answer “not selling to blonde”, after a few more trieds, the blonde gave up and asked “how did u know i m blonde?” , owner said “coz thats a frige, not a microwave”
josienapalm
May 24, 2010 at 7:51 am
a brunette and a blonde were walking to work. The brunette says to the blonde, “watch out for the dead bird.” The blonde looks up and says “where?”
clifa003
May 24, 2010 at 8:16 am
this is reli bad
QddpprrQ
May 24, 2010 at 8:51 am
um.. r u drunk? aaanyways.. here’s my joke
a blonde, a brunette and a red head are stranded on an island. civilization is 10 miles across the water. finally after many days on the island the brunette says “i cant take this anymore!” jumps in the water, swims 3 miles and drowns. a few days later the red head says the same, jumps in the water, swims 6 miles and drowns. the blonde says “uh.. me too” jumps in the water, swims 9 miles gets tired and swims back.
talston75
May 24, 2010 at 9:27 am
why do blondes have bruised belly buttons… becuz blonde guys arent that smart either
myCHEMINCALromance
May 24, 2010 at 9:45 am
thanks
weezie63
May 24, 2010 at 10:20 am
thats funny ..im gonna be tellin that at work tomorrow
myCHEMINCALromance
May 24, 2010 at 11:16 am
reply if this is good
a red head comes in to a haspital and is in a lot of pain
she says doctor everywher i touch hurts
the blonde touches ramdome parts of her body and says ow each time
the doctor says ur not really a red head r u
she says no
the doc says good cuz ur finger is broken
TheEvolution23
May 24, 2010 at 11:34 am
i dont get it …..”she ran of women” wtf?
fav0lyfe
May 24, 2010 at 12:12 pm
there were 3 girls,blonde and they got to make 1 wish each the black haired one said
“i wish i had a million dollars”
and her wish was granted
the burnette said
“i wish i coudl meet USHER”
so her wish was granted
and the blonde said
“i am no sure let me think bout it”
so she goes to her car and her favorite song comes on
“i wish i was an oscar myer weiner”
and her wish was granted
hah
a blonde a brunnette and a red head walk into an elevator. the notice a little white puddle in the middle of the floor. the brunnette walkes up to it and say’s “it lookes like cum”. then the red head gets down on her hands and knees and put her nose right down to it and says “it smells like cum”. then the blonde walks up to it and dips her finger in it and suck her finger, and goes! “yep it’s cum alright but it not from anyone in this building”!!!!
Yeah, I gotta an attitude about blondes too. You got your heart broken by a blonde?
A blond is stuck on a deserted inland 100 miles offshore. the blond says to (insert unplesent place here) with this, then starts swiming for it. at 50 miles the blond gets tired and turns back.
2 brunnettes and a blonde are on a desert island when a genie ppears and says that hes willing to grant 1 wish per person. so the first brunnette goes “i’m hungry and i missmy family so id like to go home”. “your wish is granted” and she dissaperes. the 2 brunnette “im hungry and i to miss my family so id like to go home” “your wish is granted” and she dissapperes. the blonde says ” i feel very lonley so, ID LIKE IF EVERYONE WERE HERE AGAIN!”
A Blonde walks into a hotel. She runs out screaming “I’m not staying in that dump!”
Another Blonde walks into the hotel . She runs out screaming “I’m not staying in that dump!” Another Blonde walks into the hotel . She runs out screaming “I’m not staying in that dump!” Another Blonde walks into the hotel . She runs out screaming “I’m not staying in that dump!” etc. etc. Two boys are watching this process. One Boy turns to the other and says “When do you think they’ll figure out it’s a toilet?”
Two blondes live side by side. A Tree is growing right on the boundary line. One day the wind blows all the peanuts off the tree onto Blonde 1′s side. Blonde two thinks she is intitled to a share and a huge argument breaks out. A brunette walks past and says “Why are you two fightening. Angrily, The Blondes explain the problem to her. “So don’t you think I am intitled to a share!!!” yells Blonde 2. The Brunette looks at her and says “No. Peanuts don’t grow on trees.”
wow,this dude is really freaky,is it just me? p.s no offense.
ummmmmm…… ok heres a good one:
three blondes are argueing over a set of tracks. the first one says ” i bet those are deer tracks.” the next one says “no stupid they are obviously bird tracks.” and the third one says “My dogs tracks have never looked like that they must be cat tracks.” While they start to follow te tracks leading into a small road, a train hits them. lolololololololz!
that is damn funny
what do you call a blondde with pigtails?
a blowwjob with handles.
considering that u did the same thng?!!
lol i already have one, like red heads are soooo geeky, and they will be geeky forever with their nerdy red neck red head
omg, wtf is with ppls these days?!! im tired of blonde jokes!! maybe in the future, us blondes shud make up some red and brunette jokes
a blonde walked in a store and wants to get a microwave, she talked to the owner and the owner said “sorry i dun sell to blonde”, so the blonde dress up as a chinese and ask again, the owner gave the same answer “not selling to blonde”, after a few more trieds, the blonde gave up and asked “how did u know i m blonde?” , owner said “coz thats a frige, not a microwave”
a blonde walked in a store and wants to get a microwave, she talked to the owner and the owner said “sorry i dun sell to blonde”, so the blonde dress up as a chinese and ask again, the owner gave the same answer “not selling to blonde”, after a few more trieds, the blonde gave up and asked “how did u know i m blonde?” , owner said “coz thats a frige, not a microwave”
a brunette and a blonde were walking to work. The brunette says to the blonde, “watch out for the dead bird.” The blonde looks up and says “where?”
this is reli bad
um.. r u drunk? aaanyways.. here’s my joke
a blonde, a brunette and a red head are stranded on an island. civilization is 10 miles across the water. finally after many days on the island the brunette says “i cant take this anymore!” jumps in the water, swims 3 miles and drowns. a few days later the red head says the same, jumps in the water, swims 6 miles and drowns. the blonde says “uh.. me too” jumps in the water, swims 9 miles gets tired and swims back.
why do blondes have bruised belly buttons… becuz blonde guys arent that smart either
thanks
thats funny ..im gonna be tellin that at work tomorrow
reply if this is good
a red head comes in to a haspital and is in a lot of pain
she says doctor everywher i touch hurts
the blonde touches ramdome parts of her body and says ow each time
the doctor says ur not really a red head r u
she says no
the doc says good cuz ur finger is broken
i dont get it …..”she ran of women” wtf?
there were 3 girls,blonde and they got to make 1 wish each the black haired one said
“i wish i had a million dollars”
and her wish was granted
the burnette said
“i wish i coudl meet USHER”
so her wish was granted
and the blonde said
“i am no sure let me think bout it”
so she goes to her car and her favorite song comes on
“i wish i was an oscar myer weiner”
and her wish was granted