Une blonde peut en cacher une autre
I have had it drilled into my head I am less than blondes. Why? Do blondes hate all people but themselves? Why?
Why are all blondes the same? They’re all stupid!
Why are all blondes different? One’s more stupid then another!
A pregnant blonde’s dilemma: “I wonder if it’s mine…”
How to make a blonde’s eyes sparkle? – Put a flashlight in one of her ears.
How to sink a submarine full of blondes? – You knock on its door.
Why are blondes smarter when having sex? – Cause they’re connected to an intelligence source.
What looks good on a blonde? A man!
What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes – the back of her head
How to make a blonde laugh Monday morning? Tell her a joke Saturday evening
Saved Best for last: What to do if your blonde ex throws a grenade at you? – You take the pin out and throw it back at her!
No offence to the blondes:), I’ve met blondes that made me look like a blonde:)
Katrina K, I thought I made myself clear, this is just a stereotype, blondes are not like that:), you should have seen my ex…:)