Why are all blondes the same? They’re all stupid!
Why are all blondes different? One’s more stupid then another!
A pregnant blonde’s dilemma: “I wonder if it’s mine…”
How to make a blonde’s eyes sparkle? – Put a flashlight in one of her ears.
How to sink a submarine full of blondes? – You knock on its door.
Why are blondes smarter when having sex? – Cause they’re connected to an intelligence source.
What looks good on a blonde? A man!
What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes – the back of her head
How to make a blonde laugh Monday morning? Tell her a joke Saturday evening
Saved Best for last: What to do if your blonde ex throws a grenade at you? – You take the pin out and throw it back at her!
No offence to the blondes:), I’ve met blondes that made me look like a blonde:)
Katrina K, I thought I made myself clear, this is just a stereotype, blondes are not like that:), you should have seen my ex…:)