How many blondes does it take to change a light-bulb?
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This isn’t a joke question. I have three females roomates and need to know how many I should wake up so that I can get these bulbs screwed in.
Oh yah, and one of them has auburn highlights so if your answer is 1.5 blondes then I’ll know I have to wake her as well.
one if hes/shes tall. one and a ladder or a person if hes/shes short
Sounds like the beginning of a Porno to me.
sounds like they are smarter than you
Hey, I have a question for you. Ya gots 3 blond female room mates, right?
then how come you in there banging at least 1 of them??
grab a ladder and diy
none they will just stare at the light till the get blind!
Dude…if you need any help, just let me know…
The correct answer is:
Forget the light bulbs,
leave it dark,
and screw the blondes.
Actually 100 is the answer! 1 to hold the light bulb and 99 to turn the ceiling!!!