How many blondes does it take to change a light-bulb?

This isn’t a joke question. I have three females roomates and need to know how many I should wake up so that I can get these bulbs screwed in.

Oh yah, and one of them has auburn highlights so if your answer is 1.5 blondes then I’ll know I have to wake her as well.

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8 Responses to “How many blondes does it take to change a light-bulb?”

  1. ran.bree says:

    one if hes/shes tall. one and a ladder or a person if hes/shes short

  2. .... says:

    Sounds like the beginning of a Porno to me.

  3. hot dog says:

    sounds like they are smarter than you

    Hey, I have a question for you. Ya gots 3 blond female room mates, right?
    then how come you in there banging at least 1 of them??

  4. shi ninq says:

    grab a ladder and diy

  5. lucky says:

    none they will just stare at the light till the get blind!

  6. Moe says:

    Dude…if you need any help, just let me know…

  7. Rick A says:

    The correct answer is:
    Forget the light bulbs,
    leave it dark,
    and screw the blondes.

  8. Keith says:

    Actually 100 is the answer! 1 to hold the light bulb and 99 to turn the ceiling!!!

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