Can someone tell me some good blonde jokes?
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I am not meaning to offend blondes
one time i went on a question and it had a million of blode jokes and i laughed at most of them.
sorry if you get offended!
So a blonde girl goes to the barber. “Barber can you please dye my hair blonde?”
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ok im blonde but its ok um i got one from twilight :
how do u get a blonde to drown?
through a mirror in the pool….
well i hope ur not gonna use this against a blonde cuz those jokes hurt! deeply! ok sry having a moment so good luck (p.s. jackob black made the blonde joke)
first of all im a blonde and i am offended.
jk. but here is a good one.
12 women are hanging onto a rope over a cliff. one is a brunette and the others are blonds. the rope is about to break and they decide that the brunette will let go and fall to save them. well before she lets go she tells them a really good speech with hearfelt passion and then she drops to her death. the blonds are so moved by her speech that they all start clapping.
hope you enjoyed this!!!!
What’s a blond’s favourite nursery rhyme?
Hump me dump me.
As the sun breaks above the ground
An old man stands on the hill
As the ground warms to the first rays of light
A birdsong shatters the still
His eyes are ablaze
See the madman in his gaze
Fly on your way like an eagle
Fly as high as the sun
On your wings like an eagle
Fly and touch the sun
Now the crowd breaks and a young boy appears
Look the old man in his eyes
As he spreads his wings and shouts at the crowd
In the name of God my father I fly
His eyes seem so glazed
As he flies on the wings of a dream
Now he knows his father betrayed
Now his wings burn to ashes to ashes his grave
Fly on your way like an eagle
Fly as high as the sun
On your wings like an eagle
Fly and touch the sun
what do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
pull the pin and throw it back
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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch n’ sniff in the bottom of a pool.
Two blondes walk into a bar. Brunette ducks. XD
A girl is walking along a river, trying to find a way across it. Pretty son she looks around and sees a blonde on the other side so she yells over “How do you get to other side?” The blonde says “But you’re already on the other side!”
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror. If you told a lie it would suck you in. One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said ‘I think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world’ and it sucked her in. The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said ‘I think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world’ and it sucked her in. Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said ‘I think…’ and it sucked her in.
A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. “Six please” she said, “I could never eat twelve!”
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!
this are good jokes, it made my day, thanks for asking this questions!
how do you make a blonde suffocate? Give her a cigarette on a cold day.
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A blonde is driving on her way to work.
Her husband calls her cellphone, and tells her to be careful
because there is a crazed driver
going the wrong way on the 405.
To which the blond replies “Yeah there’s not just one,
there’s f*cking hundreds of them!”
A blonde girl and her husband are watching TV. The news men says 2 Brazilian men die sky diving. “That’s so sad! So many people dying like that!” says the blonde. Her husband was confused. 2 minutes later, she aks her husband, “How many is a brazilian?”