Why are all blondes the same? They’re all stupid!
Why are all blondes different? One’s more stupid then another!
A pregnant blonde’s dilemma: “I wonder if it’s mine…”
How to make a blonde’s eyes sparkle? – Put a flashlight in one of her ears.
How to sink a submarine full of blondes? – You knock on its door.
Why are blondes smarter when having sex? – Cause they’re connected to an intelligence source.
What looks good on a blonde? A man!
What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes – the back of her head
How to make a blonde laugh Monday morning? Tell her a joke Saturday evening
Saved Best for last: What to do if your blonde ex throws a grenade at you? – You take the pin out and throw it back at her!
No offence to the blondes:), I’ve met blondes that made me look like a blonde:)
Katrina K, I thought I made myself clear, this is just a stereotype, blondes are not like that:), you should have seen my ex…:)


September 13th, 2009
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im brunette and i think what ur saying isn;t nice…2 of the smartest girls in my class are blonde. don’t diss them..yeah they can be stuck up and all but can’t brunettes too?? we are all the same!!
funny.
haha..nice one..you do really have something about blondes..
not bad
how do you drown a blonde? throw a mirror in a lake.
If a blonde and brunette jump from a building at the same time which one will hit firts? the brunette, the blonde has to stop ans ask for directions.
But seriously, I love blondes (my girl is blonde and if she saw this and understood it she’d kick my ass!) (I said understood because she’s Italian by the way)
I htink those were kinda funny actually. lol,. and i am a blonde. The only one i didnt like was the connected one. Ugh.
if they ve made u look like them then y so many comments?
lol,bit mean,but funny,shoulda said more about it not being true
heheh funny
why do you americans insult blondes? is there something wrong about them?
Love them! I still say if you come to jokes and riddles category you should come on by with the idea that these are jokes, something to make people laugh and have fun…..not to get offended and stereotype anyone, they are just for fun and I for one enjoy all jokes……I am a chunky butt and fat jokes are hilarious!! Have fun!! Smile!! Laugh a little!!