5 blonde jokes for you

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I tell you 5 of the best blonde jokes that I know

25 Responses to “5 blonde jokes for you”

  1. hennazcamera

    1:04 ROFLOL hahaha

  2. dukers1331

    well it is potatoe =D i think…

  3. Mindcontrol106

    ah wait i know what u mean by he/she its talking bout genie hehe so nevermind then

  4. Mindcontrol106

    i really hope that was a joke lol about these being racist lol

  5. Mindcontrol106

    he/she?its the blonde chicks that are stupid dude XD

  6. Mindcontrol106

    and you actually point out the error thats even more sad

  7. krehanklein147123

    stop aguring about how people spell pataoe or patato either way is fine all u do is add an e OMG people can get mad over the smallest thing in the world can everyone just stop arguing it is stupid

  8. morganrockz0029

    woww u cant spell potato….thats really sad…

  9. soccerlizy

    The 2nd one it told wrong it suppose to be three guys are running from the police one is Scottish, one is British and one is Irish they run in t a barn and hide in potato sacks……… the scot says meow, the brit says woof woof and the irish one says potato potato

  10. tonymoreau

    these are fuckin stupid everyones heard them before

  11. brittkelly8995

    …I have black hair and I cant spell. But skillzbeondskillz, its best we stop hanging around people with 2-digit I.Q’s. THATS why I cant spell…

  12. skillzbeyondskillz

    i bet that makes u feel real special

  13. freakygal9

    for real! is this dude blonde!? IM blonde and i can spell potato!

  14. bamrocks0

    hahahaha potato potato
    dumbasses cant spell potato?!

  15. skillzbeyondskillz

    no their just mean

  16. ZacMac551

    Blonde jokes are racist.

  17. AnimePuddingPie

    like i said my friend told me and she told it different.
    I have a funny one…..
    Three pplz were one plane. First one ate and apple thought it was to sweet though it out the window Second ate a lemon, too sour, third (not as smart i am guessing!!!) ate a grenade thought to crunchy .ONce gettting off the plane they see a little boi crying “WHAT WRONG LITTLE BOI?>>AN APPLE HIT ME IN THE HEAD!!!!!” next”WHAT WRONG LITTLE GIRL?>A LEMON HIT ME IN THE HEAD!” THEn they see a blonde woman laughing they

  18. teelay

    yea i heard one like that but with guys and abit diffrent

  19. AnimePuddingPie

    cuz te packed their own lunch!……. horrrible but i laughed

  20. AnimePuddingPie

    i am a redhead sorta my mom says so but i have a good joke NOT OFFENSE MENAT my friend told me this one and i had to admitt it was funny..

    3 blondes go rock climbing, the get to the top and unpack their lunches:
    Blonde 1:”If i have tuna sandwich ill jump off”
    other blondes: OK!
    She checks and its tuna. “oops” byebye blondey
    other blondes i bet we have ham! they all look ham….
    “oops!” at their funeral all the dads are cryin but the moms laughing “y u laughing!!!!”the dads say mom say its funny

  21. GUmMeEz21

    Blonde joke:
    A blonde cant figure out the puzzle pieces to the puzzle.
    So she calls her boyfriend and says: “Hey, can you come over and help me figure out this puzzle”
    Boy: “okay what is the puzzle suppose to turn out like?”
    girl: “It says its a rooster”
    Boy: “Okay ill come over and help you”
    So he goes over and takes a look at the puzzle and says:
    ” Okay first i want you to take a deep breath and relax. Then We are going to put all of the Corn Flakes Back into the cereal box”
    LmFao!!

  22. teelay

    woops disneyland SIGN

  23. teelay

    lol that one i think is alittle dumb
    just not funny ha. but it reminds me of this one blonde joke it’s

    3 blondes were going to disneyland
    but when they saw the disneyland left

    there turned around and went home

  24. skillzbeyondskillz

    its saying that blondes arent very bright

  25. teelay

    i don’t get the last one.


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